A Tale of Two Bulls
05 July 2013
This evening, Karn-Aanug was in Eternal Battlegrounds, doing what we do to the enemy, when Commander Grugnug called for a "story". There was silence in Mumble Chat for a few moments. So I volunteered to tell Grug a story about "the difference between young men and old men."
Let me please be clear: I am not the creator of this story! You'll find this story in various forms on the web, but I've been unsuccessful in tracking down the story's origin. If you know, please tell me as I'd be happy to give credit where credit is due.
In the meantime, here is my version of the story, as I told it to Commander Grugnug and the rest of the KAers present on Mumble...
Two bulls -- one young, the other old -- stood in the meadow at the base of a little hill, gazing upwards. At the top of the hill grazed a herd of cows.
The young bull turned to the old bull and, with lustful fire in his eyes, said, "Let's run up there and fuck one of 'em!"
The old bull gazed back at his young companion and, with perfect calm, said, "Let's walk up there ... and fuck 'em all."