I Don't Like DPSers


I don't like DPSers. I don't trust them. I'd like to say that I trust them about as far as I can lob my shield, but the truth is: I can lob my shield way farther than I trust DPSers.

So if you're DPS, I don't like you. It's not personal. If you swear you're a decent person otherwise, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and believe you. But I still won't like you -- because you're DPS.

"But Liv!" you'll probably say, "Who will beat down the enemy while you're holding enmity and the healer is keeping you alive?" Yes, I get your point. I didn't say I can do without DPSers. I merely said I don't like them.

And I'll tell you why...