It's because they motivate me to leave groups. Sometimes. Not always.
I haven't kept count, so I can't be exact, but I believe the chance of
me leaving a group -- and when I say "group", I mean "PUG" -- in
mid-dungeon-duty is about 8%.
59% is the chance of some DPSer
irritating me during the dungeon duty, but not to the point where I actually
leave.
The two stats I mention above aren't bad! Really not. Because
I promise you: the world of Eorzea is a much nicer environment than the
following examples, listed in order of Irritation Level, with the worst ones
at the top:
- The World of Azeroth & Its Many Many Offshoots (that means WoW)
- A Galaxy Far Far Away (that would be SWTOR)
- The Land Whose Name Liv Forgot (BDO)
- Tyria (GW2)
- The Other Land Whose Name Liv Forgot but "Skyrim" is One of Its
Territories But You Can't Actually Adventure There (ESO-TU)
Yes, Eorzea is a wonderful place. Nicest people ever! So happy to be
here. That's the truth.
But that doesn't mean I like everyone. I'm
looking at you DPSers.
A few stories should help...